Excerpted from a conversation with coworker Matt:

(11:43:46 AM) Me: Pope Groovalicious the Chocolate approves of the more lubricant comment.
(11:43:52 AM) Matt: Well, as long as you approve, that’s okay then.
(11:44:21 AM) Matt: But I don’t think they sell any at the BYU bookstore.
(11:44:47 AM) Me: Set up a kiosk just off-campus
(11:45:04 AM) Matt: A kiosk for banned items.
(11:45:15 AM) Matt: Mountain Dew.
(11:45:36 AM) Matt: Catcher in the Rye.
(11:45:45 AM) Matt: Coffee cake.
(11:46:00 AM) Matt: Tropicana Twister.
(11:46:27 AM) Matt: Exciting underwear.
(11:46:29 AM) Matt: All that stuff.
(11:47:02 AM) Matt: Furry suits.
(11:57:18 AM) Me: Mmm.  Coffee cake.
(11:57:25 AM) Me: What about Tab and Mountain Dew?
(11:57:31 AM) Me: And Fritos.
(11:57:38 AM) Me: Can’t forget the Fritos.
(11:57:56 AM) Matt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbVyDYqsEK0
(11:57:58 AM) Matt: Tab
(11:59:05 AM) Matt: When you can’t be with a creepy old man in his 50s, have him fantasize about you playing tennis.
(11:59:13 AM) Me: …
(11:59:16 AM) Matt: And it’s all thanks to the Coca-Cola company.
(11:59:44 AM) Me: What in the blue [expletive deleted] was THAT?!?
(11:59:59 AM) Matt: Somehow, this happy little ad campaign is slightly more disturbing than the furry suits for sale at the kiosk just off campus.