The following are taken from an email forwarded to me by :

  • Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men.
    Women’s restroom at Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

  • Beauty is only a light switch away.
    Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

  • If life is a waste of time,
    and time is a waste of life,
    then let’s all get wasted together
    and have the time of our lives.
    Armand’s Pizza, Washington, DC

  • Remember, it’s not,”How high are you?”
    It’s: “Hi, how are you?”
    Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

  • No matter how good she looks,
    some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
    Men’s Room, Linda’s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

  • To do is to be. – Descartes
    To be is to do. – Voltaire
    Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
    Men’s restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ

  • At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
    Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

  • It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
    Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

  • Make love, not war.
    Hell, do both…
    GET MARRIED!
    Women’s restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO

  • If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
    Revolution Books, New York, New York.

  • A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:
    If it has tires or testicles,
    you’re going to have trouble with it.
    Women’s restroom, Dick’s Last Resort, Dallas, TX

  • Express Lane: Five beers or less.
    Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix, AZ

  • You’re too good for him.
    Sign over mirror in Women’s restroom, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills,CA.

  • No wonder you always go home alone.
    Sign over mirror in Men’s restroom, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills,CA