Excerpted from an earlier conversation…

: Tammy Faye, dead at 65. Her mascara was 32.
heh
: In other news, Revlon’s stock plummeted almost 75% on the news of her death.
hahahah
: The CEO is expected to make a public statement on the future of the company, and whether or not more mascara would make Lindsey Lohan look human.
Where did you find these?
: Straight outta my lily white backside.
Morning, sir. How are you?
Good morning. I am doing pretty well, thank you. And yourself?
: I need more coffee.