Stray Toasters

  • Billy Idol’s Flesh for Fantasy just started playing on my iTunes. For more than a couple of seconds, I thought that it might have been Hall & Oates’ Method of Modern Love. Brit Rock vs. Blue-eyed soul. Go figure.
  • Grace Jones’ Pull Up to My Bumper: Wouldn’t it be just as easy to have said, “Come here and bend me over?” Or would that have been too subtle?

Unintentional Porn Overheard at Work

  • One of our Team Leads asked me about replacing a hard drive in one of his systems. I asked him what size drive he needed. He looked at me and asked “How big have you got?”

    My filter kicked in at the last possible moment.

    But, before I could make a workplace-acceptable answer, another Lead asked him: “How big is yours?”

    Fortunately, my filter was still in place from the previous comment.

    And we were able to determine what his disk storage needs… without anyone’s head exploding.