Steve (SaraRules’ Dad): I used to fall asleep inside Helen¹ all the time.
I think that I laughed for a good two to three minutes over this.

SaraRules (to Logan): I’ll pay you 50¢ to suck on that².

¹ – Helen was the name of an old comfy chair he used to have.
(Why he named it Helen, the world may never know…)

² – Logan had just picked up the turkey neckbone (to throw it away) and held it up like he was going to take a bite of it.