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“Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.” –“Always two there are; no more, no less: a master and an apprentice.” –Yoda
“Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.” –Tuesday – 15 April 2008
Today is the day that taxes are due in the U.S.
Ostensibly, that should make the Song of the Day Taxman, by The Beatles.
Screw that.
Today’s song: Knowledge Is King, by Kool Moe Dee
Lost in the sauce
And praising the dollar
Whether your faith is
Christ or Allah
The knowledge of God
Will teach one thing
The dollar is moot
Knowledge is king
Yeah. That’s about right.
I have spent the first half of my morning tracking down what happened to my primary machine in the SLC office over the weekend. Either Windows or my hard drive (or both) decided to go tits-up. So, I opted to throw a new drive in the machine. Of course, that meant the obligatory reinstallation of XP. Wahoo. But, needs must be done.
Ravens Update
That’s right.. it’s April and I’m talking football. Why? The Ravens released their 2008 schedule. Of particular note:
Speaking of which: I figured out what was going in display case 2… to some degree. At least on the top shelf:
Stray Toasters
/lunch
Namaste.
Monday – 14 April 2008
Another week begins.
Alarm clocks are a necessary evil. That said, the day started with me hitting snooze more times than I had intended. After the hygiene rituals were observed and the car was packed, I began my journey back to north-central Utah. The drive was uneventful. And there weren’t any monkeys to speak of.
I got into the office and checked my email. Among them was one from Friday morning, asking me to submit my time card. *blink blink* Then, I checked the timestamp on the email: It was sent roughly two minutes before I submitted my time card, which means that I was already on the system and preparing to submit it before the email was sent. *sigh*
<< Rewind <<
Yesterday afternoon, SaraRules and I headed to the MFA house so that she could do some work… and I could use the connection there to make my way to Paragon City. We were both successful in our endeavors. Nefer-Tem is now a little less than 2 bars away from Level 50.
Steph and Kim decided to have a Taco Fiesta for dinner last night. Chicken and beef. Hard and soft shells. When dinner was done, we played Buzzword: The Not 5s (the roommates) vs. The 6-7-8s (honorary roommates). The 6-7-8s won. Barely.
Mark and Lish came over a little later. Mark asked our opinions about the Ballroom Dance Concert (he’s the director of that program); we gave him feedback. Then… it was time to play 3-way Slayer HALO. Selah. (Mark pwned both of us. Repeatedly. I need to practice.)
I showed Steph how to make the s’mores brownies. Lish said that he might try making them himself… and that he wanted to get a chef’s torch, so that he could toast the marshmallows. Ah, pyromania. A little later, Darillyn and Lish played shot glass checkers:
Lish won both games. However, Darillyn came up with a number of “Unintentional Porn Overheard in…” quotes.
> Play >
I found out that I need to add some more systems to my db and tweak the UI to be able to select from any/all systems.
Workout
Back in the saddle again:
Pre-workout weight: 175.6 lbs.
Stray Toasters
Quotes of the Day
As I mentioned above, Darillyn made some special “Unintentional Porn Overheard in…” quotes while playing checkers with Lish:
Checkers and alcohol. Who knew?!
Namaste.
Sunday – 13 April 2008
The Ballroom Dance Concert, Swing, Swing, Swing!, was fun. More fun than I expected it to be.
After the concert, we came back to the apartment and watched The Last Man on Earth, the first adaptation of Richard Matheon’s I Am Legend, starring Vincent Price. Granted, it was… dated… but it was a much closer take on the story than the recent Will Smith.
Today’s been quiet and lazy. We caught the last part of Silverado… which I have never seen. Next up was Die Hard: With a Vengeance – not the greatest movie, but it has one of my favorite dialouges:
Zeus: Why do you keep calling me Jésus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you Jésus.
Zeus: He didn’t say Jésus. He said, “Hey, Zeus!” My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?
John McClane: No, I don’t have a problem with that.
Then the power went out. At first, we thought that it was just in the complex. Turns out that it hit a good portion of town. SaraRules, Tyler and I suspect zombie polygamist aliens as being behind it. Of course, that didn’t stop us from going to Dairy Queen for chocolate dipped cones and an Arctic Rush.
Stray Toasters
Now, it’s time to see if I can find a workaround for getting to Paragon City.
Namaste.
Saturday – 12 April 2008
Today has been a lazy day, for the most part. Sleeping in. Breakfast. Reading the best Batman stories… that aren’t Batman stories: Confession, an Astro City trade paperback.
The stories were told from the perspective of Brian Kinney, a small-town boy who sought something more out of life than his hometown could give him. The story starts with him hopping a bus to Astro City… and the adventure takes off from there.
I was pleasantly surprised to find that the book also contained “The Nearness of You,” possibly my favorite Astro City story. I have a 1/2 issue with this story in it, but to find it collected in this TPB was a great bonus.
Later in the day, SaraRules and I popped out for an ice cream cone at the local DQ. After that, I hit the driving range with Lish. The range had a ton of gophers down near the distance markers. You’d see them exit their holes, run a few feet or yards and then… disappear into another hole. While I didn’t have many excellent drives, I did manage to hit the ball retrieval cart once. Post-driving range, Lish and I played on the XBox for a bit.
Stray Toasters
All answers agreed: A bat’leth.
Tonight’s fare: Ballroom Dance concert… maybe. We shall see.
Namaste.
Markin’ Time showed me this picture earlier and asked me what I thought it looked like:
Keep in mind that this is a “rifle” prop for color guard.
I told him what I thought it looked like. We thought it looked like the same thing. I showed it to Josh; he came up with the same answer. I’ll post our answer(s) on Saturday.
What do you think that it looks like?
Friday – 11 April 2008
Greetings from southern Utah. I got special dispensation to work from home today… so I decided that since I had everything that I needed for today’s work on Defiant, I would beat Friday afternoon/evening traffic by leaving Thursday night. It seemed to work pretty well.
Today, I’ve been working on my database front end and I found a/the error in coding that’s kept one section from working properly. One small, simple thing. It’s been dancing at the edge of my awareness for the past day or so – I’ve been tinkering with things around it, but not that one item – but I finally found it, changed it, and now it’s working. Now I can move on to the next piece of the puzzle. This whole project – warts and all – has been a fun challenge.
I went to the gym before going to lunch. Details below.
SaraRules got in from work, picked me up and we met some of the other MFAs – and Matt, director of their program – for lunch at a place called “Grumpy Joes.” The restaurant is a small, very unassuming place in a little strip of shops. If you blinked while driving by it, you’d miss it. Literally. We did, in fact.
It’s run by an older couple; the gentleman, known only by his (last) name: Farina, is a riot. Seriously. He was taking our orders and would stop to tell a story or a joke/funny comment. And did he ever take a shine to SaraRules. She walked in the door and he walked over and hugged her. She also got special attention from him throughout the meal.
The food was pretty good. It wasn’t Spago or Tavern on the Green, but neither did it purport itself as such. It was more like home-cooking. I think that we’ll have to go there again before SaraRules leaves Cedar.
Workout
A little before lunch, I headed to the Gold’s Gym to get in a workout. I needed it; I’ve been slacking a bit on my exercising. The Gold’s here is kind of… small. But, it’s a gym. And I was able to get in a decent workout:
Post-workout weight: 171.0 lbs
I forgot to weigh myself at the gym. In fact, I completely spaced it off until I was just about to step in to the shower. So, today’s weight, while accurate, doesn’t reflect the added weight of gym clothes.
Stray Toasters
…and how to implement them.
#19: “A man wearing anything dressier than jeans and a tee shirt is trying too hard.
*blink blink*
Fortunately, I also know her sense of style and fashion, so I know that she doesn’t agree with this. For laughs, I read the other twenty items. Given that Rocky is her favorite movie, I told her the following reminded me of her:
#21: “I want to march down the aisle to the theme from Rocky.”
…to which she retorted: “The theme? Can you see me marching down the aisle to that? No. Now, the slow, romantic theme, maybe. But not really.”
Time to get on with the weekend… in the words of
Namaste.
Also by way of
Me: Vanilla ice cream, of course!
Me: Wait.
Me: That was my Kobiyashi Maru answer.
Me: Um… I’m not really a pressed/cooked fruit fan, so I might not be the best person to ask.
Me: But, possibly raspberry.
Me: Those are different.
Me: Well, I like the roasted pineapple @ Rodizio, so it’s not a “complete” generalization.
Me: But, I don’t care for fruit pies
Me: Or pineapple on pizza
Me: Or jams/preserves.
Me: Don’t cry for me, Argentina.
Me: O.o No I didn’t.
Me: Okay… that’s more than “a little” bizarre.
Me: …
Incredible! from kwest on Vimeo.
Groove on, children. Groove on.
Thursday – 10 April 2008
I was up later than I planned to be last night.
But I have s’mores brownies to show for it.
I woke up later than I planned today
*meh*
So far, the work day hasn’t been bad.
And, it’s Thursday.
Stray Toaster
Back to the grind.
Namaste.
Wednesday: Coda
Lunch with the guys was good… even if our server wasn’t so hot. In the forty or so minutes that we were there, I think he hit our table twice – possibly three times – after bringing our drinks. “Unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks?” Not so much today. I had to actually keep myself from leaving the tip that I had originally estimated leaving.
It snowed, intermittently, this afternoon. Code Monkey and I went out for our afternoon constitutional. We made it around the campus as the stormfront rolled in. It started coming down just as we got back to the building.
After work, I headed to Dr. Volt’s. I picked up this week’s four-color crack when I noticed something on the wall: New packs of Crisis boosters. Before I checked out, I gave in and decided to get a box. Ever since seeing Dave do his “weigh the box” trick that scored me Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy, I’ve been using it to pick out which boosters I want to buy. I picked up five boxes, felt the way they balanced and picked Box #2. After paying for it, I opened the box. Guess who was waiting inside:
That’s right: Earth-2 Superman. Super-Rare. Unique. I was shocked. Very happy, but shocked. (I was even more shocked when I looked it up on eBay.) Or, as
Me: I will remind you that this is a piece of plastic. Less than 3″ tall.
Feeling jazzed by my pick, I decided to get another box. Two decent figures in this one: Monarch and The Spectre. Neither of them was quite the catch that Superman was, but they are still good pulls.
Home. Laundry. Puttering about. Reading of this week’s four-color haul… and a lot of the books were good, solid slug-fests. Hero, meet Villain. Villain, Hero. FIGHT!
Stray Toasters
I think that I should track down something dessert-like.
Namaste.
Me: *click*
Me: I saw that last night.
Me: Spendy!
Me: “Everyone knows it’s spendy…!”
: yeah
Me:Who’s building robots, with giant price tags?
Stomping on every city he sees…
Who’s got a pipe dream, fueled by anime?
Everyone knows it’s spendy! 1
: and this?: Zip Zip LEGO USB Drives Get Updated to 4GB
Me: Whoa.
Me: Those are new.
Me: Nice!
1 – For those unfamiliar with the tune:
Lovely little sister that she is,
I had to share/spread the joy/pain. So, I shall add the following:
Star Trek: Closer
…and…
Star Trek: Sexyback
Wednesday – 09 April 2008
After getting to bed FAR later than I had planned, I slept rather fitfully. Odd and somewhat disturbing dreams, including one that owed quite a bit to the Species series of movies, had me waking up every so often. The alarm was both a blessing and a curse this morning. I did my best to ignore it, but was still up at a decent time… albeit slowly and groggily.
Today is another tie day. I also decided to wear my glasses and to add a vest into the day’s apparel for a bit of a throwback look:
I topped it off with my double-breasted trench coat and my fedora. I even picked up a copy of The Gray Lady at the coffee shop, completing the retro ensemble.
There were also a couple of bits of good fortune to top off the morning’s start:
Such a start to the day. For lunch, I’ll be meeting
Namaste.