Excerpts from a couple of this morning’s conversations:

[In response to ‘s latest post]
(07:50:04) : (07:42:23) : Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?
(07:42:37) : I mean: “Good Morning.”
(07:42:44) : WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK?!

(07:42:47) : I think I agree with your first statement more haha
(07:42:50) : *feels better*
(07:42:52) : OK, maybe your third.

[On deciding what to have for breakfast]
(07:58:26) : Right now, I am debating breakfast.
(07:58:45) : You… talk…. to your breakfast?! o.O
(07:59:03) : I really hope it’s Rice Krispies
(07:59:08) : Otherwise….. *shrug*
(07:59:46) : What about a rousing bowl of Cracklin’ Oat Bran?
(07:59:55) : Ha ha ha.
(08:00:02) : dont hate.
(08:00:07) : Cracklin’ Oat Bran is good.
(08:00:14) : I’ll have to try it sometime.
(08:00:26) : ….when I can stop laughing long enough to pick up a box.
(08:00:27) : It has like 25% of fiber.
(08:00:34) : for the day.
(08:00:55) : Is there a joke that I am missing here? Why is Cracklin’ Oat Bran? So funny?
(08:02:07) : Sorry… but when I hear the name, I just picture some old Vaudeville or Apollo Theatre comedian going out and doing some goofy dance and saying: “mmm-MMM! It’s Cracklin’!” as he spoons heaps of the stuff in his mouth.
(08:02:48) : Well, it tastes good.
(08:02:57) : And its crunchy.
(08:02:58) : I don’t doubt it.
(08:03:08) : People wouldn’t buy it otherwise.
(08:03:14) : It looks like dog food though.
(08:03:19) : You aren’t helping.
(08:03:20) : 🙂
(08:03:22) : Kibble.
(08:03:44) : …and that REALLY didn’t help. 🙂

I’ve had a couple of lines from It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere running through my head for the past few hours. It’s a good thing that I like the song… but I wish that the stupid needle would stop skipping.