IRC Tidbits:

  • [02:51] *** Quits: Iso (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
    [02:52] -Goosie- bye andy

  • [03:10] -FrozenSweat- *Belch*U
    [03:10] -FrozenSweat- good ol’ beeraid. d:I
    [03:19] * FrozenSweat looks at goosie.
    [03:19] -FrozenSweat- not gonna call me an alchy?
    [03:19] -ShadoRunr- Slacker!
    [03:19] -ShadoRunr- Alky-slacker!
    [03:19] -Goosie- booze hag.
    [03:19] -FrozenSweat- that’s sweet, rob. but I really need to hear goosie call me an alcoholic right now. I need to know he still loves me. 8~I~~~
    [03:19] -ShadoRunr- Oh.
    [03:20] * Goosie cracks up.
    [03:20] -FrozenSweat- thanks. :~)
    [03:20] -Goosie- lemonade beer. feh. do you even get a buzz of that shitty stuff?
    [03:21] -Goosie- off
    [03:21] -FrozenSweat- no.
    [03:21] -FrozenSweat- no buzz.
    [03:21] * FrozenSweat cracks up.
    [03:21] -Goosie- then what’s the fuckin point? “8I
    [03:21] -FrozenSweat- it tastes good. d8>
    [03:21] -Goosie- oh.

  • [03:23] -ShadoRunr- So….. if Goosie is the prophet, does that make Balt a disciple?
    [03:23] -ShadoRunr- Kinda like “John the Baptist?”
    [03:23] -FrozenSweat- well.. I’m like whoever follows the prophet around and catalogues his great deeds and records his wisdom.
    [03:24] -Goosie- like, a follower of the prophet or somethin.
    [03:25] -FrozenSweat- well, goosie’s more than a prophet. he’s more like jesus christ himself. so that makes ME a prophet, really. but we just call HIM a prophet to keep from pissing off the goyem.
    [03:25] -ShadoRunr- Ahhhh.
    [03:25] * Goosie cracks up.
    [03:25] -FrozenSweat- dun wanna upset those who have yet to be saved by the goosie!
    [03:28] -Goosie- so if Im like jesus, when am I gonna get fuckin crucified?
    [03:28] -FrozenSweat- you’re crucified right now. for telling the truth. O:I
    [03:28] -Goosie- oh. 8oI
    [03:29] -ShadoRunr- Well, as a Latter-Day Jesus… ::: checks for lightning bolts ::: …it prolly wouldn’t be a crucifixion, per se.
    [03:29] -ShadoRunr- You’d probably be a victim of a drive-by.
    [03:29] -FrozenSweat- noway. anthrax. d8o`I
    [03:30] -ShadoRunr- No, that’d be your way to die…. John the Baptist was beheaded; you’d get inhalation anthrax
    [03:30] -Goosie- maybe it’ll be the same in years too. Im 27.. so that means I have til Im 33. I’ll be dead in 6 years. 8oI
    [03:30] -FrozenSweat- hmmm.. plenty of time!
    [03:31] -FrozenSweat- you’ll die from inhaling your own farts in that room of yours. *cracks up* you’ll be all.. “*Gasp..*!! it… is done…! *Dies*”
    [03:32] -FrozenSweat- then you’ll rise from the grave, later! but you won’t be in a grave cause no one will have noticed yer dead. you’ll just come out of your room.

  • [03:52] -FrozenSweat- melody’s been knittin like a maniac all night.
    [03:53] -Iso- stop her before she knits an afgan.
    [03:54] -FrozenSweat- she’s knittin’ babyhats. 888888IIIII
    [03:54] -FrozenSweat- she SAYS it’s for a co-worker’s twins that are on the way.
    [04:01] -xanthius- they already hatched. 8I
    [04:01] -xanthius- they hatched on sunday.
    [04:01] -FrozenSweat- ACK!@~! you never even showed. what are their names?
    [04:01] -xanthius- umm.. i dunno. 8I
    [04:02] -FrozenSweat- well they need names. let’s name one rupert and the other nancy.
    [04:02] -xanthius- bwahahah.
    [04:02] -xanthius- hansel and gretel.
    [04:02] -FrozenSweat- noway. then some freaky old lady’ll eat ’em!

Have I mentioned that I have some unusual friends? No? Oh. Nevermind then.

Peace.