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Tuesday
All-in-all, today was a good day.

Lonely things like nights,
I find, end finer with a friend
The fact that I spent the evening in the company of five friends made the night that much better. We had super-secret stealth coffee tonight. Twas good.

Stray Toasters

• “What’s cooler than Sprite when it’s hotter than the Devil’s drawers out?” The new Sprite commercials still make me laugh. As does the 7Up “Slam Dunk” commercial.
• This came to me by way of a friend from IRC. Odd. Madness. But amusing.
• Thanks (I think) to for pointing me in the direction of the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division. Lots of interesting information there.
• From Adult Backwash: Lots Oh Lixxx Launches Erotic Ice Cream Sales at AEE
• and : Click here. Items #2 and 3, respectively.
• The conclusion is inescapable, my friends. We face… Darkseid.
  (Yes, it’s a quote from LSH #294, but it fit well here. Deal with it.)

• From : Man treated after attempting to nail himself to cross
• What’s wrong with this picture?

Quote of the Day
Jess and I were on the way to work this morning (carpooling = good) and stopped at a red light. A car pulled up beside us with three women in it. One woman leaned forward and looked at us. I made a comment to Jess. We bantered about possible reasons “why” she was… less-than-staring-but-more-than-casually-observing… us. Jess finally broke out this little nugget of amusement:

Maybe they want you to help them to realize their inner-penis longing.

After the initial shock of what she said wore off, I did the only thing that came to mind: I laughed. A lot.

Blue skies and gentle landings.
Namaste.