Random Access

Tuesday – 31 August 2010
Day Two of the work week.

More importantly, it’s “Dinner with Amy” Day. That’s right. For the first time in far too long, I get to hang out with the force of nature known simply as “Amy.” She’s on a bit of a vacation and is choosing to spend a little of it in the Land Behind the Zion Curtain with the usual suspects. Win-Win.

Last night, SaraRules, , , Matt and I went to see Piranha (not “3D”). It was something.  It wasn’t great… but it wasn’t as horribly atrocious as it could have been. I think that summed it up best in two statements:

I don’t think that I’ve ever laughed that hard at a ‘horror’ movie

and

“Piranha” is totally fun for the whole family! It teaches important object lessons, such as why you should always listen to a cop with a megaphone, never walk on the beach barefoot, the importance and fragility of ecological systems, and why getting naked will always get you killed first. It’s a w1n-w1n!

Yeah. That about sums it up. I would only add that, since we didn’t see it in 3D, that our faces…

…weren’t bombarded with bombastic bulbous boobs, booties and bodies, though there was a bounteous bulk of them.

Okay. NOW, it’s pretty much summed up.
And I still have no idea whether it should get LEGO bricks or lawn darts.

Stray Toasters

• Army Revises Training to Deal With Unfit Recruits
• A Cathedral to the Shrine of Nature
• Nine Women in the Room: A Music Writers Roundtable
• My not-so-inner comic geek approves of this…and slightly covets it: The Music of DC Comics: 75th Anniversary Collection
• Doctors Seek Way to Treat Muscle Loss
• 
• And yet something else for The Covet List: The Pirates of Dark Water (1, 2) has just been released on DVD.
  (I didn’t realize how many notable actors did voices for this series.)
• Restoring Names to Iraq War’s Unknown Casualties
• From the look on her face, someone’s about to catch a beatdown.
• Ninjasaur
• “Hit it, DJ Chocolate Thunder”
  *cracks up*

Namaste.