• Talking with . Not so much “amusing” as “she’s fun to talk with.”
  • Conversation with Scott:

    [11:45] : eh, slackmaster
    [11:45] Scott: werd up, blackmaster
    [11:45] : What’s shakin’?
    [11:46] Scott: Nothing. Just trying to fend off the bills.
    [11:46] : *nod*
    [11:47] : Q for ya: Is there or is there not a K-Mart a little south of your place, on 56th?
    [11:47] : I know that Super Wally World is there… but I can’t remember if there’s a K-Mart
    [11:47] Scott: Yes, there is a Came-apart.

  • Not sure that this is an “amusement,” but it at least made me shake my head: People who don’t read the text of an auction fully… especially the shipping information. Which is clearly stated in the description text AND just below it, where the rates are listed. And… these are the same people who email us and ask “How much is it to ship Item X to…?” *sigh* Idiotsticks.
  • People who don’t grok the concept of “volume control.” Case in point: A man who came into the office to follow up on an inquiry. He stood no more than three (3) feet from me… but was talking like I was standing 30 feet away. *sigh*
  • ‘Humpty Dumpty’ Egg Cooker/Poacher