Wednesday – 31 July 2019
Yesterday morning, my Inbox contained an email from Starbuck’s (the coffee shop, not the Viper pilot 🙁 ). It was an ad for their nitro cold brew. One of the tag lines for it was: “Cold, lush and velvety-smooth. ”

Naturally, this almost immediately reparsed in my head as the introduction to a new prime-time PI show:

He’s cold. He’s lush. And, he’s velvety-smooth.

He’s… Nitro Coldbrew.

Coming this Fall to prime-time.

I regret nothing.