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“I never done good things. I never done bad things. I never done anything out of the blue.”

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Two quick things:

    1. I took WotC’s Online Alignment Test. According to it, I’m Neutral Good:

      Neutral Good
      A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. The common phrase for neutral good is “true good.” Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias toward or against order.

      –excerpted from the Players Handbook, Chapter 6

      Keep in mind the alignment suggested by the quiz is just that: a suggestion. It describes your character no better than a 36-question test would describe you. But its a good way to start thinking about how your character acts when confronted with issues of alignment.

      Now that your character has taken the test, make a note of which questions scored in the opposite direction from your overall alignment. These exceptions can tell some interesting tales about your character Are you a good character with a greedy streak? Are you a lawful character who cant stand the village elders? Dont just roleplay your alignment — roleplay your alignment exceptions, too. Few characters perfectly embody their alignment choice.

      My Minister of War concurs with this assessment. So it it is written, so shall it be.

    2. Sorry for the short notice: I have two (2) extra tickets for a preview of The Astronaut Farmer tonight at 7:00. If you’re interested in going, call, write, send up a smoke signal or… or…. just get in touch with me before 4:00 PM.

And that’s all.
For now.

Namaste.

“I’m Chevy Chase… and you’re not.”

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Sunday – 28 January 2007
It’s been a good day.

Yesterday was a relaxing day.  It started out with putting Nefer-Tem through the paces in Paragon City.  Thanks to the joys of Double XP Weekend, he’s just shy of Level 10 at this point.

I got together with to help him with a mini-project, then we had lunch and caught a movie.  Lunch was at Colosimo’s… and it was good.  Selah.  The movie was Children of Men.  It was very good.  For the first few minutes after the movie, all that we could say was “Wow.”  It was a powerful movie with good acting, great set dressing and costuming and the overall feel of the movie was raw and intense.  It portrayed an interesting juxtaposition between “faith and chance,” in the movie’s own words alongside despair and hope.  If you haven’t seen this movie yet, add it to whatever “must see” list you have.

After that, I spent a little more time in Paragon with Nefer-Tem.  I am very glad that characters don’t accrue debt until Security Level 10, because I got my butt handed to me a few times.  Quite a few times.  But, in the end, justice was served.


Then, it was off to The Crüxshadows concert with , , Chris, … The Professor and Mary-Ann!  (Okay, the last two weren’t there, but and did show up later.)  There were two opening bands: Ego Likeness and Aryia, both of whom were good, as well.  The crowd wasn’t as large as I expected, but it was a small venue, so that’s not a bad thing.  The show was good and I wound up grabbing the Crüxshadows’ latest release, too.

Today started off with brunch, in lieu of Saturday night breakfast.  That was good.  Then, off with to Barnes & Noble, Best Buy and Jordan Commons; I didn’t buy anything at either store (*gasp*) and saw Children of Men again; it was just as good the second time.

Back home to tack a couple more levels on Mr. Nefer-Tem (he’s Level 11 now) and I’m off to watch Without a Trace.

“Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.”

Namaste.


Bonus points for those who can identify tonight’s quotes’ speaker… and when/where they were used.

Friday Free-for-All

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Friday – 26 January 2007
This morning’s been pretty good.  I have frozen mocha goodness.  The road monkeys behaved, for the most part…  We’ve been sharing email/video goodness around the office (more on this in ‘Toasters).
Last night was CSI: night with .  I don’t know what’s going on with Keppler, but there’s “something” there.  The episode was a definite turn from the usual: A crime scene was faked… by members of the team…. without the other members’ knowledge.  Which led to a “wee bit” of a rift.  Imagine that.  But, all-in-all, it was a good episode.  I am interested to see how the Keppler story plays out through the rest of the season.

The Scales of Justice
The Hand of Nefer-Tem took to the streets of Paragon City last night.  Trolls, Outcast ,and a few of Hellions were judged… and found wanting.  And as their fates were bound, my power grew.  Security Level 6 was attained and with it came a new power: The ability to transform into a Dark Nova.

Along with the new form came new powers:

  • Dark Nova Bolt
  • Dark Nova Blast
  • Dark Nova Emanation and
  • Dark Nova Detonation

And, Flight.  That’s right.  Flight – not Hover.  At Level 6.

Stray Toasters

  • I chatted with last night.  Among other things, she told me about the giant Jesus statue at the Solid Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio.  Bizarre.  Even more bizarre than that: Heywood Banks’ song, Big Butter Jesus, about the statue.
  • Intrepid is out of spacedock and back in service.
  • So, you think you know Jack…    (NOTE: This has quite a bit of NSFW audio)
  • Star Trek Minimates… beaming down to a store near you.  The set even has Kirk and Vena, the Orion slave girl (you know… the green one!)
  • For anyone who was a fan of Thundercats growing up (yeah, you… you know you were), check this picture out.
  • WizKids to Offer Collector’s Sets Through Retail Channels.   Oh, HELL yes!

Quote of the Day (so far…)
I was showing Jesse Jackson reads Green Eggs & Ham to some coworkers when the question came up “What certification does Jesse Jackson have to be a preacher?”  Good question.  For the answer, I consulted Wikipedia…

It turns out that the good Reverend Jesse studied Divinity at Chicago Theological Seminary… but did not complete the coursework.   He was later bestowed an honorary Master of Divinity degree “…in 2000 based on life experience.”

This led to the comment: “So, all it takes to become a preacher is to just… tell someone?!  So, I could be lying in bed, ‘preaching’ and then I’m a preacher?”

Which led to me saying: “Just saying ‘Oh, God! Oh, God!’ in bed is not preaching.”
Hilarity ensued.

This post was brought to you by the letters “O” and “W” and the number “7”.

Namaste.

Two quick things, before I forget them…

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Stray Toasters

  • Billy Idol’s Flesh for Fantasy just started playing on my iTunes. For more than a couple of seconds, I thought that it might have been Hall & Oates’ Method of Modern Love. Brit Rock vs. Blue-eyed soul. Go figure.
  • Grace Jones’ Pull Up to My Bumper: Wouldn’t it be just as easy to have said, “Come here and bend me over?” Or would that have been too subtle?

Unintentional Porn Overheard at Work

  • One of our Team Leads asked me about replacing a hard drive in one of his systems. I asked him what size drive he needed. He looked at me and asked “How big have you got?”

    My filter kicked in at the last possible moment.

    But, before I could make a workplace-acceptable answer, another Lead asked him: “How big is yours?”

    Fortunately, my filter was still in place from the previous comment.

    And we were able to determine what his disk storage needs… without anyone’s head exploding.

“Too hot to handle, too cold to hold…”

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Thursday – 25 January 2007
So far, this is turning out to be a decent NBN Thursday.

I stopped at Beans & Brews for a liquid jump-start.  I got it for free because they had royally screwed up my order the last time I was in.  That’s a good way to start the morning.  On to the SLC office to pick up something… which wasn’t there.   Oh, well.  So, in the words of Bobby Brown, I “…packed up the crew, got a grip came equipped, grabbed the proton packs out the back and then split.”  The morning race wasn’t too bad; there was a bit of coagulation around the Draper/Bluffdale area, but aside from that, it was cake.

Last night, I picked up this week’s four-color shwag.  Only two things: 52: Week Thirty-Eight and Supergirl and the Legion of Super-Heroes #26.  And my Sentinel.  That’s right.  Sentinel.  16″ of robotic, mutant-hunting doom… in plastic form.  Thirty-three points of articulation.  Compared to the HeroClix Sentinel, this figure is MASSIVE.  Comparatively, it might as well be the Master Mold.  Okay, it’s not quite that big, but the ‘Clix Sentinel is only 6⅝” tall.  In the Marvel Universe, Sentinels were fearsome creations.  While the ‘Clix versions are “big figures,” in game terms, they don’t give the same sense of, as Bill Cosby once said, “…first you say it, then you do it” costume/clothes-changing doom that the Marvel Legends Sentinel does.  I am a happy kid.
I also drove to South Jordan to see Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles:

It wasn’t too bad.  Some of the dialogue was cheesy… but it was a nice return to the Robotech universe.  And, it seems as though it could be the jumping-off point for a new Robotech series.  Either way, it wasn’t a bad way to spend an hour-and-a-half.  And Mark Hamill, yes that Mark Hamill even provided a voice.  I was surprised, pleasantly so, to find that Chase Masterson, whom I most remember as Leeta from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, also provided a voice.

After that, I stopped in to visit for a bit.

And I made it an early evening.  Sleep.  Who knew?

Stray Toasters

  • I just explained the difference between a “boy mouse” and a “girl mouse” to coworker John.

    For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about: A “boy mouse” has a roller ball.

    For those of you who still have no idea what I’m talking about:  A “girl mouse” is an optical mouse.

    For those who need it spelled out: A “girl mouse” has no balls.  (HINT: Think in terms of Biology 101.)

  • Thanks to Mark (yet another coworker), discovered RailPictures.net.
  • , while chatting with , she found this video, an Indian (dot not feather) knock-off of Thriller.  We decided that you had to see it.  The power of Bollywood compels you!
  • I know why I like you
    it’s cause of your clothing and your haircut
    and ’cause you’re racist.
    I have a match; your face,
    My asking you questions you can’t answer.
    You want to box me?
  • Spiral
  • Mark Hamill has some interesting quotes on his IMDb biography page.
  • Mah Nà Mah Nà – the Wikipedia entry
  • Mah Nà Mah Nà – the original Muppet video, from Sesame Street (not The Muppet Show version, which would be this one)
  • I know why I like you
    it’s cause of your sandals and your supper
    and ’cause you’re Jesus
    I have a match; your Dad, my dad has
    your picture right next to your mother’s
    and one of Charo
  • Will ‘unlocked’ cell phones free consumers?
  • Could this be the best – or worst – of all possible worlds?  Zombie Monkey Monster Jamboree
  • Blinding you with science (Science!), here’s another video by way of

Hm.  Lunch time.  That means it’s time to pick up and put down heavy things, repeatedly.

Namaste.

“Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night…”

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Wednesday – 24 January 2007
The day is a little over half-done.  And it’s been good, so far.  I didn’t sleep in.  I didn’t have to kick any of the road monkeys.  Things have been smooth and quiet in the office.  Derek, my new apprentice/acolyte, brought me a container of cotton candy.  So far, I’m batting 1.000.

Last night was Shadowrun night… and we actually played!  Who knew!?  We started a little late but managed to get some good gameplay in.   Both Chris and earned Karma (SR’s version of experience points) for GM-slaying roleplay during a potential gunfight.  Not only are their characters’ balls big, they’re brassy.  And clang loudly.

I’m not sure what the evening holds.  I have a couple of passes for Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles at Larryland: West.  I might take in an early evening show.   Or, I may do it tomorrow.  *shrug*  We’ll see.

Stray Toasters
I don’t have anything for here.  Yet.
Maybe I’ll post some tonight.

Namaste.

“Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes…”

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Tuesday – 23 January 2007
Another day in the Valleys. Salt Lake and Utah, that is. So far, it’s been a good day. I have coffee. I have cinnamon rolls. I had a rather event-free ride to work; coworker John is now referring to the commute as “Race of the Monkeys.” I like that. This morning’s race had a good soundtrack.

  • Will Smith – Wild Wild West
  • Blackstreet (ft. Mya, Ma$e and Blink) – Take Me There
  • emmet swimming – 8:45
  • Veruca Salt – Volcano Girls
  • Harry Connick, Jr. – She
  • Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock – It Takes Two

Last night, post-work was good. I stopped off to see ; she had mentioned that her store had a dining set in which I might be interested. I took a look at it. She was right. Nice Scandinavian design. Good lines. And a good price, to boot! From there, I swung past Fascist Place to pick up a bite to eat and then…

D&D night at ‘ place. We started off with “bookkeeping,” getting odds and ends sorted out from our last adventure and deciding what courses of action to take in our next one. The evening also saw the return of an old NPC; she’s… different… than she was when we last saw her. First off: She’s not dead anymore. That was the biggest difference. Secondly, she seems to have mellowed a bit. Go figure.

Stray Toasters

Namaste.

“They shoot without shame…”

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Sunday – 21 January 2007
Today was another Salt Lake Valley Sunday (with apologies to The Monkees).

Actually, that’s not entirely true. Shortly after waking up, I found myself in Rhode Island. Paragon City, to be exact. I put a couple of levels on ‘Nefer-Tem before joining up with the rest of Team Nephilim and finally making it to Corporal in Battlefield 2142. I am slowly getting better at a few aspects of the game: Conserving ammo. Lining up kill shots (I’m the recon/sniper of our team). Remembering that I’m occasionally the team medic. All of that aside, I’m still a poor hand-to-hand combatant, though. *shrug*

This evening, invited me to go to dinner with her and her boys to celebrate her youngest’s fifth birthday. It was rather amusing to watch him boldly tell our waitress that today was his birthday… and then see him stare in part shock/part what looked to be fear and/or trepidation as the waitress and other members of the wait staff came to the table to sing one of the non-Happy Birthday birthday songs to him. Post-dinner, Without a Trace. I picked up on part of the mystery about twenty minutes in. However, I missed a couple of plot twists. And, for those of you who watch the show: What the Hell’s going on with Sam?! She seems to be getting more and more edgy. Look at the way she went off on the missing girl’s stepfather and that freak-out she had near the end of the episode…

I came home and decided to spend some time in Boston, so I drew a hot bath and plowed my way through more of Cold Service. While Joe Mantenga has turned in good performances as Robert B. Parker’s quick-witted private eye, it’s Robert Urich‘s voice I hear when I read the books. And, of course, Avery Brooks as Hawk. It was a good way to wind down the day.

Stray Toasters

  • I want a snack, but I’m not sure what I want. I think that I’ll settle for a Hostess cupcake and a glass of milk.
  • The Colts and da Bears are going to the big dance. I’m going with Baltimore 1.0 on this one.
  • Monday nights just got… interesting. 24 and Heroes are both on, although I’m not sure if they’re on at the same time. However, I game on every other Monday night. “Helloooooo, recording devices.”
  • : Despite the link you sent me this morning, I still like you. I may never sleep again, but do still like you. And, as a sign of good faith, I’ll even post a link to a custom Kitty Pryde figure that someone made, complete with Lockheed.
  • Dance Dance Revolution Versus Library Fines
  • Thanks to , I’m learning to speak body.
  • I wholeheartedly agree with Wizard’s pick for Cover of the Week. (NOTE: Link shows a big 52 spoiler.)
  • From Real Tech News: Upset About Bad Drivers, Rude People? Rant About It on the Web

Namaste.

“Everybody need a soft filter…”

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Saturday – 20 January 2007
It’s been a good, albeit cold, day.  Not a lot to report.  Up early.  Putzed around a bit in the Interweb.  Spent a good portion of the afternoon helping set up an entertainment center and the electronics that reside in it.

It’s snowing.  Yet again.  *shrug*  Just another thing you get used to when living in a state that has eight months of Winter.  (No comments from the Peanut Gallery, .)  “Utah: The Greatest Snow on Earth!”  No, really… it is.  It says so on the license plates.

Stray Toasters

  • I like looking at ad work.  Luerzer’s Archive is a publication that I often look for when I go to a bookstore.  This morning, I was looking at an ad site, Ads of the World, that I stumbled across a few days ago; yesterday’s LEGO ads were found there.  I found a few things that caught my eye, including these (click for larger images):
    •   I have to agree with the fifth comment on this one.
  • How is it that DC Comics can put out 52, a weekly comic – WEEKLY! – for thirty-seven weeks (to date) and not miss a deadline, while Marvel Comics has had to delay at least two issues the core Civil Bore War books?  Need I even mention that 52 has proven far more interesting to me than Civil Bore?  No?  Okay, just checking.
  • Apple’s Next Product (a Worth 1000 Photoshop contest)
  • : Point Chris in the direction of this review, please: War of the Undead, Part 1
  • “Sweet Christmas!”  Luke Cage and Iron Fist are both going to part of the new New Avengers?!  Kick ass!  More info about the new team can be found here… with spoilers, of course.

I should sleep.

Namaste.

Wow.

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Friday (coda)
I’m just getting in from my company’s Winter Party.
The whole affair was quite nice. It was held at the Summit Resort in The Canyons.

People.
Drinks (with alcohol, even!).
Dinner.
Speeches.

Our CEO’s speech was good. He used an analogy to football to make his point.

The keynote speaker, however, was great. They said that it was someone named “Frank,” and that they had a video presentation to use as his introduction. It was the trailer from Stephen Speilberg’s Catch Me If You Can. At that point, I knew – but refused to believe – who it was. The trailer ended and they introduced the speaker.

Frank Abagnale.

He talked about his life. His crimes. His time in French, Swedish and American Prisons. His life working for the government since then – for the past 32 years. His family. It was far from a “dry” or formulaic speech. It was rousing, moving… and inspiring. After his talk, he fielded questions with candor and a light, open manner.

It was simply amazing.

After the party was over, I got to shake his hand and thank him for his time and his speech.

Wow.

Suffer with me…

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Coworker Matt just showed me this.

Charlie

God. Help. Us. All.

::: EDIT :::

Derek just showed me this. You must watch it, too.

I’ll apologize now. Profusely.

I Wanna Love You Tender
(And, doesn’t the lead singer look like Prince Adam from Masters of the Universe?)

Friday.

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Friday – 19 December 2007
The end of the work week is upon us. Selah.

Yesterday was a good day. No monkeys. No real problems. Last night, I indulged in a steak burrito from Barbacoa before heading to watch CSI: with . New episode. New agent: Mike Keppler, a new transfer from Baltimore (w00t!). The case followed the investigation of a series of Jane Doe murders, over 30 years. It was good.

So far, today’s been good, as well. This evening, I will be skipping Clitorati (*gasp*) because our company Winter Party will be occurring at the same time. In Park City. I should be back in time for post-Clitorati food… in theory. We’ll see.

Stray Toasters

  • “Where’s my super-suit?”
  • Honeymonkeys.
  • From the LEGO “Build It” ad campaign (click for larger images):
  • PC Magazines Top 101 Web Sites
  • Why are Pepperidge Farms Goldfish so damned tasty?
  • Ghetto Hicks, as coined by : “You’d best step off, y’all…”

Speaking of stepping off, I’m out.

Namaste.

“Water, water, everywhere…”

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I saw this and it reminded me of ….

…from

“He’s old enough to know what’s right, but young enough not to choose it…”

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Wednesday (coda)
Today was good. It was monkey-free, too.

After work, I continued Furniture Trek. I stopped in a couple of John Paras stores; they had some nice things… though some were a little pricey. *shrug* Best feature of the stores: The sales people. They approached me when I entered the store – or a given area – and when I told them that I was just looking… they acknowledged that and left me alone to peruse their offerings. It was a very nice change of pace from yesterday.

I also stopped to pick up this week’s four-color goodness. Yes, I went a day early. I had the time and opportunity, so I took advantage of them. This week’s haul was good. Capsule reviews:

  • 52: Week Thirty-Seven – I really have to hand it to DC. So far, they have done something that I wasn’t sure they would be able to pull off: They have stayed on-schedule (unlike Marvel’s Civil Bore… I mean “War”) and managed to make the stories interesting. Sure, there have been a couple of slow or off weeks, but on the whole, they have done a very good job of storytelling. And… I was right about the identity of Supernova. I talked it over with (coworker) Matt after reading 52: Week Thirty-One and said that I’d wait to see how it panned out. I wasn’t 100% spot-on with the hows and wherefores, but I got the basics right.
  • Ultimate Spider-Man #104 – This was a pretty solid issue, too. Doc Ock. Peter/Spidey. Jessica, the female Peter clone (who, I’m guessing will be “Ultimate Spider-Woman” when she grows up). Oh… and General Nick Fury. And the Fantastic Four. Not to mention a cliffhanger that I didn’t see coming.
  • Ultimate X-Men #78 – Teen X-Men in Love. Or something like that. This issue was basically just a big fight between the X-kids and the Ultimate Universe’s version of the Six Pack. And Bishop. And things that go “BOOM!” This issue was kind of lackluster to me. Maybe I should reread it at some point and attempt to give it a more impassive, critical look.
  • X-Men: First Class (5 of 8) – The original X-Men: Scott, Jean, Warren, Hank and Bobby. And a frost giant. And Thor. The writing was crisp. The dialogue was good. This was, quite simply, fun. Period.
  • Fantastic Four #542 – Yet another Civil Bore… I mean “War”… crossover issue. But, this was a good issue. It starts out with Reed and Johnny – on opposite sides of the issue – in a coffee shop… and ends with Reed trying to explain (once again) to Sue why he supports the Superhuman Registration Act. One of the best exchanges in the issues comes from Reed and Johnny,who is in disguise:

    Johnny: Here you go, Reed. Decaf, because you’re so grumpy lately.
    Reed: Why are we here, Johnny?
    Johnny: You kidding me? Do you see that girl at the counter?
    Reed: No, I am not, in any way, kidding. You’re important to me, you wanted to meet somewhere away from the Baxter Building, so here I am. But, I’m very busy, I don’t have time for ga– Why are you wearing glasses?
    Johnny: It’s a disguise. So I won’t be recognized.
    Reed: That can’t possibly work.
    Johnny: Oh, and I guess that fishing hat makes you the Man of a Thousand Faces.
    Reed: This isn’t a disguise. I like this hat.

    Take that, Mr. Kent!

  • Green Lantern #16 – Green Lantern. Sentinel. And a rather unhappy Justice League. What more could you want?

The Scales of Justice
Tonight, a new champion appeared on the streets of Paragon City: The Hand of Nefer-Tem.


His story: Karim al-Farrad is the latest in a line of hereditary champions. Members of his bloodline are the divine agents of the Judges of Ma’at. Each generation is groomed for the day when he or she will assume the mantle. When the old champion is dying, s/he and the champion-to-be journey to the Middle East. There, a ritual is performed where the tem-akh – the spirit of the dying elder – is bound to his or her mortal successor. This creates something more than human. The tem-akh carries with it knowledge from its life as well as the spirits and combined knowledge of those who have come before it.

At some point, Karim was bound to a Kheldian nictus, becoming a Warshade. The combining of the three lives – old, new and alien – created something even more powerful than the Amenti, or mummy, he had become as the agent of Nefer-Tem. The three points of view offer him a unique perspective on the world around him, the people in it and the meaning of justice, mortal and immortal.

Stray Toasters
I have a few – quite a few – to post, but they’ll keep until later.

Namaste.

Common sense, unfortunately, isn’t.

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Wednesday – 17 January 2007
Last night, I stopped off to take a look at – and potentially buy – a new dining room set. I had been to the store over the weekend and had narrowed my search to four or five sets. I walked in, was greeted by the store’s… um… greeter and then headed to the dining room furniture area. There was a sales associate there, an older lady, who asked if I needed any assistance. I told her no – and thanked her – and went about my business. Over the course of the next twenty or so minutes, I had no less than four other associates come up and ask if I needed help. I’m okay with that; it’s their job.

What I did not care for was the fact that the last associate hovered around me after I told him that I did not require any help. Just… standing there. Lurking. Watching. Waiting…

*grblsnrx*

I have worked in retail sales before.
More specifically, I worked commission retail sales.
And, according to my managers and some of my regular customers, I was pretty good at it.

One of the things that I learned, fairly early on: Customers do not like to be hounded. If they say that they don’t need help, that generally means – hang on, this could get a little dicey for some – that they don’t need help and would like to browse in peace. If it turns out that they later need help, they usually know to look for someone with a name tag. It’s not rocket science.

When a customer entered my department, I would greet them. I wouldn’t start off with “May I help you,” because that most often elicited a “No, just looking” response, right off the bat. Instead, I would say “Hello” or “Good afternoon” or something that should have fired a synapse or two in the customer’s brain. Most of the time, it worked and they would actually return the greeting before saying whether or not they needed assistance. If they needed it, I’d offer it. If not, I’d tell them to enjoy their shopping and to feel free to ask for help if they needed it. And then… I’d go away.

Maybe I’m expecting too much when I think that a well-trained sales associate should understand that concept. Maybe I’m expecting too much in thinking that they have been well-trained. I don’t know. I do know that sales, especially commission sales, are competitive. I was competitive when I was doing them, too… to a point. I earned a commission on certain sales, on top of my regular wage. If I made a sale that was eligible for commission, that money was just icing on the cake. Either way – sale or no sale – I still got paid. Many sales associates today seem to be too… cutthroat. “MUST…MAKE…SALE!!! MUST…EARN…COMMISSION!!!”

One of the fastest and most easy ways to guarantee that I will not buy something from you – and possibly even your establishment – is to simply treat me like a dollar sign. Don’t hover over me. Don’t watch for my hand to hit my wallet. (Or, if you do, at least wipe the drool from your chin.) Let. Me. Shop. In peace. If I have a question or want to purchase something – more importantly, if I want to purchase something from you – I will find you and ask you.

I was Ivory Soap ready to purchase the dining set last night, when I glommed on to what the young man was doing. As I was deciding on which of my final two options I wanted to go with, another salesman walked up. Then the two started talking about how much they had earned in commissions during their shifts. It was just plain tacky, in my opinion, to stand there – within easy earshot of a customer (no more than ten feet!) – talking about how much money they had made on sales during the day.

And… it was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I looked for the older lady – the one who had been in the department when I first walked in – to see if she was around. I was willing to buy from her. I would have happily done so. And, I would have done it in front of the young man. I wasn’t able to find her. And I was sorely tempted to ask the young associate to find her. I didn’t because I couldn’t remember enough of what she looked like – nor had I seen her name tag – to have him find her easily.

Instead, I walked out of the store.

I haven’t decided if I’ll go back and purchase the dining set there or if I’ll go someplace else. If I do go back, I know from whom I will not purchase anything – I checked the name tags of the two commission-hungry salesmen. Hopefully, I’d be able to find the lady who had first greeted me.

*decompress*

The rest of my night, was good: I had dinner at Outback with and and then headed to and Chris’ place to set up for our new game.  It’s going to be set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe and based on the All Flesh Must Be Eaten game setting. It should be interesting… and, hopefully, fun.

Back to the grind.

Namaste.