Wednesday: Coda
shockpuppet and I came up with a new cereal idea over lunch this afternoon, Chocolate Jesus Crunchies: Chocolate crosses, chocolate-coated fiber crowns o’ thorns and marshmallow apostles. Part of a nutritious – and righteous – breakfast! And, Ms. shockpuppet even came up with few slogans:

  • “enough sugar to raise YOU from the dead!”
  • “only your dentist will grant you salvation!”
  • “forget the loaves and fishes, we’ve got chocolate and marshmallows!”
  • “turns the milk wine red!”
  • “each box is only 6 pieces of silver!”
  • “have whatever you want for your last supper, but have Chocolate Jesus Crunchies for your final breakfast!”
  • “you’ll rend your own cloak, they taste so good!”
  • “if you don’t buy Chocolate Jesus Crunchies, you’ll be forsaken by God!”

We’re deciding which one we like best (and coming up with others). We’re also taking votes/suggestions.

The post-work day has gone somewhat as planned and somewhat not as planned. But, it’s been good. I haven’t gotten nearly as much cleaning done as I had hoped, nor have I played City… but I’ve had a quiet and relaxing evening:

  • I read this week’s four-color goodness, which I picked up at lunch this afternoon.
  • I watched a couple of episodes of Law & Order: SVU
  • I watched DS9. (How long has it been since I’ve seen an episode of the Sisko Show?!)
  • I watched Seven Days.

Lazy? You bet. Fun? Quite so.

Quotes of the Day
Quote Number One comes from last night’s gaming session:

: God of Sodomy!? I want to dip my balls in it!

Quote Number Two comes from some of the post-lunch brainstorming that shockpuppet and I did:

shockpuppet: so i’m thinking it should be based off this
http://static.flickr.com/68/191828260_6a7f80e8f7_o.jpg
pretty much, imagine that the rabbit is jesus
http://www.cerealbits.com/jim/count_mystery_front.jpg
this guy looks like a one-night-stand
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1022/1465967803_dedfc55f05.jpg
me: Porn Star Count Chocula
shockpuppet: totally. he’s sick
me: Kind of like when Aunt Jemima got a makeover a few years back. Not quite from Mammy to MILF, but closer.
shockpuppet: haha awesome

Amen.