A few minutes ago, Rock Me Amadeus popped into my head. I’m not really sure “why,” as the song playing on iTunes had nothing to do with it. Thanks to Paul, a friend in a former D&D group, ever since… freshman year in college, I think… when I hear Rock Me Amadeus, it often gets reparsed in my head as “Rock me, Asmodeus.” (1, 2) *sigh* Thanks, Paul.

Anyway…

I was looking at Gizmodo when, like a bad Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup commercial, the two items came together in my head:

“If Asmodeus were the Demon Lord of Technology, what would his name be?”
Asmodo?
Gizmodeus?

That’s right… I’m thinking the big, world-changing thoughts here.

God help me.