I have just seen two new signs of the Apocalypse:

  1. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have their own cartoon.
  2. They have made a cartoon based on the movie Evolution.

Pray. Pray to whatever higher power that you believe in to spare us from this evil.

Something to consider: You never see it written “Ashley and Mary-Kate.” One has to wonder what bargain Mary-Kate has struck with Mephistopheles in order to achieve consistent non-alphabetical top billing. It must have been a side deal, since the twins had to have made some sort of unholy pact to entrench themselves so deeply in the entertainment world – they are not only actors, they are a conglomerate. And we have had to watch them grow up before our eyes. Surely, this was a plan hatched in the deepest pits of the Abyss.

Beware.

Peace.