I am listening to afternoon NPR for the first time in far too long. During All Things Considered, they were doing a segment about the Segway. You know… the “It” that was supposed to revolutionize modern transportation. Gyroscopically balanced to be virtually impossible to fall off of. Small. Convenient.

The reporter said that they had pictures of The Shrub on one.

…and falling off of it.

Naturally, I had to see them.
( See for yourself. )

I laughed. A lot.

Then, the emails were sent…