So far, it’s been a good day.  It took a little bit of an odd turn a few minutes ago, though…

I was in the server room, helping to rack some new servers.  I was attaching rails to one of the servers when I took note of the fact that the chorus from a song was running through my head.  Then I realized what song it was: Blame It on the Rain, by Milli Vanilli.  I was both amused and appalled by this.

In light of this (and because I saw Ms. ‘s post), I decided to formulate My Evil Planâ„¢

Your objective is simple: Become King

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a Queen. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Norman?

Stage Two:

Next, you will seize control of Crown Council. This will cause countless hordes of Knights to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fear, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Destruction of the Masses. This will all be done from a neighboring Kingdom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it’ll all come together in the end.

So it is written.  So shall it be done.