I decided to listen to some music while getting ready to face the day. I put on “The CD Formerly Known as ‘Androgyny'” by Prince (the CD whose title was that symbol to which he changed his name). The first track is My Name Is Prince, simple yet effective and introductory at the same time. One of the verses contains the line:

My name is Prince
And I am funky
When it comes to funk
I am a junky

… but it sounds like he’s saying…

My name is Prince
And I am funky
When it comes to funk
I am the chunky

And that always makes me laugh.