Tuesday – 12 February 2008
I just got back to the office from a semi-work-related field trip and picking up lunch. I set my lunch down to go ask Jason a question. As I did, “stealthily” walked over to my desk, as if to abscond with my sandwich. When I got back to my desk, my food was still where I left it. Then came the conversation:

Me: *stares at *
: I was going to take your lunch, but decided not to.
Me: Good, because I’d hate to have to beat you down.
: *picks up a small box cutter*
Me: “Your puny Earth weapons cannot harm me! Do you not know who I am!?!”
: But this is the preferred weapon of my people! *smirk*
Me: *speechless… and laughing*

This round goes to , but I’ll have my revenge…