Folks on IRC were talking about the Megalomaniac World Conqueror Name Generator, so I decided to give it a try:

  • Robert the Gratuitous Violator
  • Rob the Fierce Breadpuncher

Now that I have a name to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies and The Evil Overlord List, I am one step closer to total global domination!

::: insert maniacal laughter here :::