I did it. That’s right: I. Did. It.

I got myself out of bed and went to the gym this morning.

Get up off the floor. I was pretty shocked too. But I went. Not only did I go, I worked out, too!

::: Cartman impression :::
Ah am gonna be sooo buff! Beefcake! BEEEEFCAAAAKE!!!

But that’s not even the “best” part. I did my cardio warm-up… did my chest and arms routine… and did crunches. And that’s when I noticed it: I had gotten up and put on shoes from different pairs. The first thought through my mind was: “Well, there’s something that you don’t see everyday.” And it only took me fifty minutes of gymtime to notice. I felt so special. Maybe I need to see if they make Garanimals for adults. Or at least Garanimals shoes.

    For those of you who may be too young to remember: Garanimals was a line of clothes for children and/or their fashion-impaired parents. All of the tops and bottoms had animals on the labels. You knew that a top could go with a certain pair bottom by matching the animals up. Yesterdayland.com has and article about them here. And here is one man’s thoughts on how to apply Garanimal tags to relationships. But I digress…

I am kind of picky about my athletic shoes – I prefer all-white or almost all-white cross trainers. Lately, they have been the New Balance 600-series shoe. And , fortunately, the styles of the shoes haven’t changed too much in the past few years. *WHEW* At a casual glance, no one would notice a difference. But, if I had gotten into a conversation with someone and they had looked down, I’d have been busted. But I managed to escape the gym and get into the car without anyone else noticing.

The rest of the day, comparatively, was uneventful… and nowhere near as funny.

That about wraps it up. It’s L&O time.

Peace.