As I was finishing up my work day, I was thinking about the fact that Rana, whom and I occasionally refer to as “Bot,” is about to give birth to her first child.

Which led to the following hastily-sent text message:

You are aware that if we keep referring to Rana as Bot, the baby is inevitably going to be referred to as Bit, aren’t you?

A few minutes later, I received the following message from :

HAHAHA!!! That is better than Ecru!