Sunday
I’m still in shock.

Baltimore at Cleveland
3 – 20
Ouch.

Actually, I am still to hung over to be in shock. Shock will set in tomorrow. The Ravens lost to the Browns. The Browns! In Cleveland. Opening day. I’m not sure what to make of this.

The world has to be off-axis or something. Wait… that’s just me. FAR too much vodka. If you’re going to agree to do “penalty shots” with someone based on the outcome of a game, make sure that you hire someone to do horrid things to the opposing team to ensure your team’s victory. Also, make sure that you don’t take said shots on an empty stomach. Just a little FYI from your friendly, neighborhood Spider-Man Reminder-Man.

Congratulations to for the Browns’ complete and utter domination of the Ravens in today’s game. (Ya lousy bastich!) *sigh* He and the missus came up this afternoon to watch the game and trash-talk and hang out. Aside from watching the Ravens do their best Keystone Kops impression, it was a lot of fun. Hopefully, when the Ravens and Browns meet next month, it will be a more balanced game. Or a more Ravens-dominated one.

On an unrelated – but happier note: I bowled a 220 last night.

Okay… time to head upstairs and see if I can find my way to The Dreaming. This should be rather interesting, especially since I spent all afternoon/evening sleeping off the vodka.

Namaste.