Stray Toasters

  • I had just finished a task in the server room and was exiting as and the company president were walking past:

    President: Have you been working out?
    Me: A little…
    President: *nods and smiles* We’re may have to test you for steroids. *walks away*
    I return to my desk.
    : *walks over to my desk and drops a few things on it* I was going to bring you a cup. For the test.

  • Cthulhu Family Circus
  • By way of one of the Coworker Daves: Star Trek: TNG – “Justice” as recapped by Wil Wheaton

Up next: Home… and a possible nap!

Namaste.