Union Pacific's Great Excursion Adventure

“I’m walking into spiderwebs… Leave a message and I’ll call you back.”

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Monday : 06 February 2006
Today was a good start to the week. No fires to put out. No monkeys to punch. And it was a productive day.

Tonight was D&D night at ‘. We wrapped up this storyline, I think. We saved an outlying village, we stopped a raid and we killed spiders. And we set things on fire. Lots of things, lots of fire. And no one in the party died. All the way around, those are good things. Tomorrow night: Shadowrun.

Stray Toasters

  • I got a call from Adam this evening. My cell signal dropped and I haven’t been able to catch up with him since then. I’ll try to get him tomorrow.
  • I’m tired.
  • Four words that I don’t think that I would have ever put together: “Hello Kitty Belt Sander”
  • Ugh. I look so stupid. I hate this uniform.

  • Growing up, I had a… fascination… with boomerangs. I’m pretty sure that it stemmed from a cartoon that I used to watch. But that’s not the point. My father would buy me boomerangs and take me to this baseball/football field across the street from where he lived and throw it with me.

    Fast forward a few years…

    I was living in NC and had… you guessed it… a boomerang.

    I had gotten nominally good at throwing it and having it return to roughly where I was. One afternoon, I was in the backyard, playing with my boomerang. I gave it a toss and watched it sail away from me. It spun around and it gained a little altitude while flying. I watched it make an arc as it got farther away. It curved back towards me. This was a good thing. It made me smile.

    Then I noticed something: Some quick mental math told me that its path would bring it “back” to me… somewhere above my head.

    Right where the kitchen window was.

    *PANIC*

    I watched as the boomerang spun its way back to me.
    And the house.
    And the window.

    I could just picture myself trying to explain to Mom what had happened.
    Not good.

    *PANIC*

    I watched it sail over my head and towards the house.

    It hit the house.
    About three feet away from the window.

    I don’t think that I had ever been so happy to miss a target. I might not have hit the broad side of a barn, but I was far too close to hitting that stupid window.

  • This strip and this strip, both from Two Lumps, made me laugh.
  • Meet Virginia Valentino Cthulhu
  • As if killing spiders in tonight’s game wasn’t enough, I just killed one in here.
  • Was it just me or were some/most of Sunday’s Super Bowl commercials really… lackluster? Yes, there were some that were funny and memorable, but on the whole, I wasn’t impressed. (And the GoDaddy.com commercial? Can you say,”Beating a dead horse,” boys and girls?)

  • (The punch line and the commentary.)

Quote of the Day
From Friday’s conversation with a coworker:

[09:29] : Do you know how many man-hours are being lost on your side of the wall right now?!?
[09:29] Eric: are they full men?
[09:30] : That’s a rather personal question.
[09:30] : …and one that I’d rather not investigate.

It’s early and I have to get up later.

Namaste.

Monday Morning Wake-Up Call

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<groove>
     The Rolling Stones – Sympathy for the Devil
     David Bowie – Looking for Lester
     Victor – Promise
</groove>

Get it started.

“We’re having a party…”

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Sunday : 05 February 2006
<< Rewind <<
Yesterday was a “be lazy and sleep in” day. It was nice. came over and we headed to her grandparents’ house to see her father and brother off. While there, we watched the UConn-Indiana game. UConn won, thankfully. (Sorry, my inner Boilermaker’s favorite teams are Purdue… and whomever’s playing Indiana.) From there, it was on to get an eye exam. The doctor said that my eyes looked good and healthy; this was a good thing. I ordered a couple of boxes of Passive Optical Enhancers (colloquially referred to as “contact lenses”) and we were on our way.

Next stop: We dropped in to see Perry, Kate and the boys. Kate headed to work, Perry and I talked geek and played with the kids. Perry hooked me up with a custom ‘Clix of the Martian Manhunter, so I now have ‘Clix for the roster of the animated Justice League, before they went “Unlimited.” This makes my inner geek smile broadly. While in the neighborhood, we stopped at Colosimo’s and picked up bratwurst for Sunday’s Super Bowl party.

There were a few more party-related errands, a little down time and then it was on to breakfast. Small gathering, good times. We sat next to a large group whom we think was related to the Impact group that’s there from time to time. Someone in that group apparently ate something foul a few hours before because they kept letting go with a few rather raunchy “one-cheek sneaks.” Foul. Rank. Just plain “bad.”

> Play >
Woke up this morning. Armed myself with a frozen mocha and finished up some around-the-house pre-party cleaning. People came over. The grill was fired up. The beverages – leaded and unleaded – were poured. Life was good. Everyone seemed to have a good time.

Super Bowl XL
Pittsburgh vs. Seattle
21 – 10
Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers on their win over the Seahawks.

Yes, there were some botched calls in the game.
Yes, there were some fouls that the refs didn’t catch.

But, the bottom line is: The Steelers are the latest team to hoist the Vince Lombardi Trophy as victors. And I bet that some of them are even going to Disneyland or Walt Disney World.

And what happened to Mike Holmgren, the Seahawks’ head coach, after the game? Steelers coach Bill Cowher went to mid-field for the traditional post-game handshake… and Holmgren was nowhere to be seen? In fact, I believe that I saw Cowher ask: “Where’s Holmgren?” as he looked around; he seemed a bit disappointed that Holmgren wasn’t there. I don’t know if Holmgren’s non-appearance was intended as a snub to Bill Cowher (which I would hope was not the case) or a reaction to some of the calls made by the refs, but whatever the reason, it was just bad form to not even show up to congratulate the winning team.

Stray Toasters

Namaste.

“He picks up scraps of conversation…”

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Friday : 03 February 2006
Tonight’s post: Clitorati quotes

  • Alyce: “I was trying to go behind, because it was the easiest way to get what I wanted.” 1
  • : “I would much more prefer the ramming down the throat…” 2
  • : “I so want to mount you on my dash… I want to lick your ass and mount you on my dash.” 3

Namaste.

Original contexts of the quotes:
1 – Trying to reach around (heh) someone to get a magazine
2 – On (possibly) preferring the style of talk radio hosts – such as Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, etc. – who shout, scream and generally push their agendas onto their audiences to the quiet, somber tone of NPR
3 – I had just done some head movement that reminded of a bobble-head *sigh*

Friday Morning Free-for-All

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I decided to come in to work for a bit this morning, so I figured that I should have something decent to listen to…

<boogie>
     The Ohio Players – Fire
     DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince – Summertime (Wishful mid-winter thinking….)
     Big Daddy Kane – A Job Ain’t Nuthin’ But Work
     Queen – One Vision
     Duane Eddy and The Art of Noise – Peter Gunn
</boogie>

Loverboy sang Everybody’s Working for the Weekend.
I know what they meant.
And, I’m almost there.

Have a good one.

“Like a shock to the system…”

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Thursday : 02 February 2006
Four days down… and I’m deciding whether or not to go in tomorrow. As of the time that I left today, I had 36.5 hours in; believe it or not, I’m actually torn about whether to go in or just take the remaining 3.5 hours as personal leave time. Decisions, decisions… Today’s workout was good. I put Coworker W through my shoulders and triceps workout routine. He held his own. I was proud of him. I was proud of myself, too: I did two reps of 225 pounds. Nearly 1½ times my weight. They weren’t necessarily pretty reps, but I got them done. When I got back to the office, I checked a couple of sites to get a rough idea of my BMI and body fat percentage. My BMI is 25.8, which is considered overweight. (Sorry, but if I weighed what that thing said I “should” weigh, I’d be nearly two-dimensional.) My body fat, depending on the source, is between 13 – 15%.

Post-work, I hung out with , her boys and her brother (in town for the weekend). We watched Ice Age – which I’d never seen all of the way through before – and a rather interesting episode of CSI. ( Your “Ice Age” post now makes much more sense.)

The High-Flying Adventures of Indigo Bolt and “Sparky,” the Ball Lightning Wonder
I decided to take in a quick patrol around parts of Paragon City. Talos Island seemed fairly quiet, so I headed to Independence Port. Shortly after I arrived, I was asked to join a group in Brickstown. I did. Just outside the train station, a trio of Sky Raiders decided that I would make a suitable target dummy. Some peoples’ children, I tell you… I boarded the train and met up with the team. We took on a group of Freakshow and Nemesis. All of whom were two, three or four levels above us. We all died once. But, we went back and mopped up the floor with those rejects from a science fiction B-movie.

Stray Toasters

This is a good stopping point for the night.

Namaste.

“And if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy… punch a higher floor.”

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Wednesday : 01 February 2006
Welcome to the first day of Black History Month.

Today was a grey, occasionally snowy day in the Salt Lake and Utah Valleys. Yay. It was another good and productive day at work.

Post-work was quiet. I had to skip tonight’s Cthulhu game. (Although, that should mean that my character managed to stay out of trouble… and not go potential right ’round the bend. Operative word: “Should.”) called and asked if I wanted to go out and get something to eat; I said “yes.” We went out to dinner and then watched Purple Rain. Gotta love Morris Day.

Stray Toasters

  • I continued my downward spiral into gaming geekiness: I downloaded the manual for MechWarrior: Age of Destruction, so that I can compare the stats against those of HeroClix… and possibly set up a Battle Royale (with cheese) between a lance of Mechs and some of Marvel and DC’s finest. Of course, I could just put the Mechs up against Phoenix and Darkseid and let God sort out the rest.
  • When you’ve hacked just about everything else, why not h4x0rs Scrabble?
  • As a follow-up to Tuesday’s post: It seems as though I can do one-handed push-ups. Not many, but I can always work on that.
  • : “Corn topper?” Do I even want to ask…?
  • Hm. Speaking of Phoenix and Darkseid, I just realized that I might have all of the ‘Clix to represent everyone from the Teen Titans/X-Men crossover from the mid-80s. I’d have to look at the lineups from the books to be sure.
  • Jungle love… Yes!
    O-E-O-E-O!

  • The new Honda Accord ADAS can drive itself.
  • From ABC News: Civil Rights Movement Losing Icons, Focus
  • : I don’t know if you got yours when we first talked about this, but it seems as though LEGO is bringing back the Classic Creator Watch.
  • “…uh-oh.”

  • Oldest remains of the African slaves brought to the New World found in Mexico
  • I don’t recall the source, but I thought that this was very interesting:

    Composing legend John Williams seemed a little staggered by the fact that he is now second only to Walt Disney in total Oscar nominations. Disney received 59 in his lifetime, while Williams’ two nominations this year bring his tally to 45. “That’s amazing,” Williams said, “and he had a whole studio behind him. … It’s a hard reality to really comprehend.” With his scores for Steven Spielberg’s “Munich” and Rob Marshall’s “Memoirs of a Geisha” going head-to-head, Williams chooses to espouse no favorite. “You have all of your children — aspects about each one you admire and things you wish you could improve,” he said. “I’m proud of both of them.”

  • : The full-color cover to Storm #1
  • Everybody Wang Chung tonight…
  • I went back and checked TurboTax to see if I had mistakenly clicked on something that would expedite my refund and, thus, incur the additional “Refund Processing Fee.” I didn’t. The bastards want $54 and change for you to e-file, if you buy the boxed version of the software.

Namaste.

A little ray of sun on a grey Utah afternoon

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I just found a sour apple Blow Pop in my desk drawer.

That just happens to be my favorite flavor of Blow Pop.

It made me smile… just before I unwrapped it and put it in my mouth.

Now, I’m smiling on the inside.

“You say you want a revolution… Well, you know, we all want to change the world.”

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Tuesday : 31 January 2006
Overall, today was a rather good – and productive – day. We like those. We like them a lot, in fact. This afternoon’s workou was good, too. Near the beginning of my workout, an older woman (in her 50s or 60s) asked me if I could do one-armed push-ups. She had been watching me do dips and leg raises on the Roman chair and said that I looked strong enough to do them. I smiled, thanked her and told her that I should probably try doing them at home first, so that I didn’t fall on my face and embarrass myself in front of everyone at the gym. She laughed at that. But, her comment was a definite ego boost.

After work, I came home and had a difficult time deciding what I wanted for dinner. After due deliberation, I came to a decision: I wanted to cook out. And I did. If any of my neighbors were looking out their windows, I’m sure that they wondered what in the Nine Hells had possessed me to take out the grill in 30-something degree weather. Oh, well. I did… and I liked it! And the steaks were good; I overcooked them a bit, but they were still damned tasty.

I helped with a travel-related problem. Yay for the Interweb and damn IVRs (Interactive Voice Recordings). I showed her how to get around the IVR on Delta Airlines’ telephone system.

Wednesday marks the beginning of Black History Month. I’ll refer you to the “Random Access” section of this post for my thoughts on what you can do to learn more about it.


Stray Toasters

Quote of the Day
From a conversation with :

[12:42] : Hoi, chummer.
[12:43] : i never understood why “chum” meant friend
[12:43] : but hi
[12:43] : “chum” = “bait
[12:43] : yes which is why i don’t understand
[12:43] : “chum” = “bait” = “If we get fucked over, you do know that I can outrun you, don’t you?”
[12:44] : lol are you pulling this out your backside?
[12:44] : *nod*
[12:44] : ah ok. hope it’s not too painful
[12:45] : High-fiber diet and a good laxative. That’s all I’m sayin’.

Namaste.

Tuesday Morning Tunes

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<groove>
     Rush – Limelight
     Jimi Hendrix – Fire
     emmet swimming – Never Crawl
     Duran Duran – A View to a Kill
     Jim Croce – Don’t Mess Around with Jim
     Kool & the Gang – Get Down on It
     The Time – Skillet
</groove>

This musical bliss was followed by a figurative small fire that I had to put out. *sigh* No rest for the wicked…

How’s your Tuesday shaping up?

“Pleased to meet you. Won’t you guess my name?”

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Monday : 30 January 2006
Neither “Manic” nor a “Rainy Day,” so I’ll give the day a passing grade.

The work portion of the day went without incident.

The non-work portion of the day was quiet and restful. For the most part.

I decided to buckle down and do my taxes. And I did. Thanks to TurboTax, I was done in something between fifteen and twenty minutes. Then came the aggravation. I decided to e-file my returns. That’s when TurboTax informed me that it would cost me $29.90 to e-file and an additional $24.95 for – get this – the “refund processing fee.”

*braincramp*
It was at this point that I informed TurboTax that it could go and do a biologically-impossible rudeness to itself. Many times over. (Oddly enough, it didn’t reply to that imperative.) I clicked back a few pages and printed my returns. I don’t mind kicking out 78¢ to mail the return, but $54.95 to e-file? In the words of LL Cool J: “No man, I don’t think so.”

After that, I headed out to get a bite to eat and to visit . I introduced her to the world of 24; she seemed to enjoy it.

And now, it’s snowing. Again.

Stray Toasters

  • I spoke with my father for a bit tonight. All’s well with that side of the family, it seems.
  • Blue skies and gentle landings to .
  • sent me a link to this, which is pretty neat.
  • From the “Having a Bad Day” file: Museum visitor trips, breaks Chinese vases
  • Introducing “AirTroductions”
  • “Press any key to continue.”
  • Do you use Winamp? You’ll want to look at this article about a critical flaw.
  • Moonstone Comics and the 70th Anniversary of The Phantom
  • The first panel of this is for . May God have mercy on my soul.
  • From SciFi Wire: Potter V Casting Revealed
  • The art of Laurenn McCubbin
  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith was a fun movie. But why was a version of it picked up as a pilot for television series?!
  • The Strong Bad email on Technology made me laugh.

    Quote of the Day
    Today’s gem comes from a conversation I had with :

    [16:38] : Hola.
    [16:39] : Is it a “bad” thing that I was sitting here, about to tell a friend about a possible Hallowe’en costume, and had the thought: “I did tell you that I work in Mormonopolis, didn’t I?”
    [16:41] : No. Not at all. You are in the depths of Mormonopolis.
    [16:41] : Oh, okay. Good.
    [16:42] : You’re so far behind the Zion Curtain that it’s like you’re way back in the kitchen and you can’t even see the front room from there, let alone the curtain.

    And with that…

    Namaste.

Monday Afternoon Groove Break

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<groove>
     Boyz II Men – Motownphilly
</groove>

<edit>
…which was followed, much later, by…
Was (not Was) – Walk the Dinosaur
</edit>

“Take the last train to Clarksville and I’ll meet you at the station…”

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Sunday : 29 January 2006
<< Rewind <<
Yesterday saw the beginning of the assault on the HALO Command Center. Somewhere, in the process of cleaning the rest of the house, I lost ground in the HCC. Sun Tzu would have been very disappointed in me. came over to help with the retaking of the room. We spent a few hours on it… and it became a living space once again.

Mother Nature decided to grace us with snow during the early afternoon.

We headed to Thanksgiving Point to see the train show. Wow. I haven’t been to something like this since I was a kid. I mean a little kid and when my father would take me to the Christmas display that the Pikesville Fire Department would have in one of their stations. Very cool. This show reminded me of that… and more. It was like being a kid – a little kid, that is – all over again. HO-scale. S-scale. N-scale. O-scale. And, LEGO scale (yes, I said “LEGO scale”). Trains and train-related paraphernalia all over. It was Nirvana, Valhalla and the Elysium Fields… all rolled into one. Being a Chessie System (the gestalt of the Chesapeake & Ohio, Baltimore & Ohio and Western Maryland Railroads) fan, I looked for cars or locomotives from that line. They’re a little hard to come by out here in the land of the Union Pacific Railroad. Go figure. I found a few things, but decided against getting anything. As I said, there was also a LEGO railroad set up, by the burgeoning Great Basin Lego Train Club, run by Reed Cowan. Right now, it’s a club of one, but he’s hoping to drum up support for it. He had a really cool setup of three interconnected lines. All of the pieces there were Reed’s; he said that he’s been collecting – and, in some cases, customizing – them for fifteen years. I talked with him for a few minutes about setting up LEGO trains… and what it took to run a line with more than one powered unit on it… and… and… and… Well, you get the idea. I roamed for a little while longer before we were ready to go. I acquired a couple of N-scale boxcars whose sides advertised “Baltimore Circus.” I was set to leave with just these, but picked up an HO-scale Chessie locomotive for me, before we left. w00t!

Back to Salt Lake, including a detour to Dr. Volt’s before heading home.

I patrolled the streets of Paragon City, getting ever-closer to Security Level 29, before heading to breakfast. I teamed up with Don and a few other people and took on some of Paragon’s less savory citizens… and former citizens. It was a good night.

Breakfast had a small turn-out, but was good. When we walked in the door, Melody came up to me and said: “I have something for you,” and led me back to the office. It turns out that my new nametag had come in. (What? Were you expecting this story to go somewhere else? Sorry.) I now have a tag that reads “Rob” and a brand-spankin’ new one that says “Rob – Crew Trainer.” Go, me! We hung out until the point at which my eyelids felt as if someone had secretly replaced my eyelashes with lead filaments. Home. Bed.

> Play >
I woke up around 10:30 this morning. Pretty impressive, considering that I wasn’t getting up to watch a football game. I got up and puttered around for a bit. and her boys came over to help me with the excavation of the HCC’s closet. Yep, “excavation.” I haven’t seen parts of the floor in there since we moved into the house. I did my best impression of John Henry racing the steam drill and burrowed into the once-before closet. Four hours later, we had not only reclaimed the space and organized it… but I had eliminated a LOT of “Wow, why wasn’t this thrown away LONG ago” waste. Boxes of it, in fact. *nod* The day was quite productive.

The High-Flying Adventures of Indigo Bolt

I spent a few more hours in Paragon City today. I ran a couple of solo missions. I earned a few experience points. However, I proved that the “I’m not a Tanker (I’m a Blaster), but I’ll wade into the middle of this group of bad guys anyway” attitude can be hazardous to your health. I died a couple of times and racked up about 10,000 points of debt. I also discovered something: I have a power called “Voltaic Sentinel,” which creates a “pet” of ball lightning for me. It will attack enemies on its own or, if no enemies are near, it will simply hover (heh… “hover”) by my side. I’ve noticed that I mentally refer to this… “pet”… as “Sparky.” That realization made me laugh. “Sparky” and I took on ghosts, The Cabal, Fir Bolg and Tuatha de Danaan.

A little later, a couple of old teammates – and super group mates – logged and and joined me on a team. We added a couple of other heroes and took on a few missions in Croatoa and Independence Port. New team. New missions. Same “Come get you some” attitude. We took on more ghosts, Fir Bolg and Tuatha. I also made it to Security Level 29. Only 180-something thousand points to go before Level 30… and my next costume.

Stray Toasters

  • I spoke with my mother for a bit today. All’s well. She will not, however, be coming out here in March. It turns out that the conference that she was considering attending is scheduled at the same time as the All-County or All-State (I forget which) Competition, in which her chorus competes. On the “plus” side… God willing and the creek don’t rise, it looks as though my uncle will be visiting next weekend for the Super Bowl.
  • Welcome to the Year of the Dog, according to the Chinese calendar. I was born under this sign; what Chinese zodiac sign are you?
  • …which leads us to:
  • Maddox sent me a link to 3D-Painted Rooms . Pretty cool looking.
  • Mental Note: Cleaning is not supposed to be “fun.”
  • Fear of Girls – a D&D “documentary”
  • Toy Story 3 has been scrapped. (Does that mean that Woody and Buzz wound up on the Island of Misfit Toys?)
  • I discovered today that the game that I’ve been trying to find is not spelled “Clockworks,” it’s “Clockwerx.” Spelling it correctly made it much easier to search for.
  • “Trust not the living and walk slowly behind the dead.”
    This is a quote that my father brought back with him from Vietnam. It’s one that’s been rattling around in my head for a couple of weeks, after my uncle mentioned it over my Christmas vacation.

  • Poll time!

  • “Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper?”
    (The commentary, once again, made me chuckle.)

  • Stormtrooper in Yokohama
  • Crabfu Steam – live steam creations (Think: “Steampunk toys.”)
  • This weekend’s broadcast of A Prairie Home Companion came from Purdue University.
  • Wonder Woman #225 – a review from Broken Frontier
    This was one of the books I picked up yesterday. It was a good story.

  • “It’s cute that you think you’re making a point. Really, it is.”
  • : Batman 1:18 Die-Cast Batmobile Collection
  • : From Newsarama – Journey into Comics: In Defense of Lex Luthor
  • Special Edition Superman DVDs on the Way (Finally!)
  • “I gotta go do this, but I’ll talk to you after our set, okay?”
    “Okay! Have a good ass! Uh… show.”

I was planning on being in bed almost an hour ago.
*sigh*
“The best-laid plans of mice and men…”

Namaste.

*thunk*

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Saturday : 28 January 06
It’s late.
I’m tapped.
I’m going to bed.

Recap later.

Namaste.

“Escape to realms beyond the night… Dream, can’t you show me the light?”

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Friday : 27 January 2006
As a special bonus for the end of the week: It snowed today.

The work day was good and pretty productive. That’s always a good thing.

After work, I met for coffee. (Well, chai and a smoothie, but that’s not the point). I came home, found my friend, Don, online and convinced him that he needed to meet me in Paragon City. He did, we joined a team and whaled the tar out of some of Independence Port’s “less than upstanding” citizens. I picked up roughly 35,000 experience points in about forty minutes… only 130,000 more until Security Level 29. And then, it’s on to Level 30 and my new costume.

Clitorati was good, with a decent turnout. There were many bizarre conversation threads (duh!), including a few that wound up breaking people. While at coffee, I had a potential Hallowe’en costume idea. There are some details to be hashed out, but the concept makes me laugh. Hysterically. Details will follow soon.

I just tried to log into City of Heroes. There’s a connection problem to the game servers. Which means that I can’t play tonight. *sigh*

Stray Toasters

Quote of the Day
Tonight’s quote comes from Brett, coworker and Clitorati initiate, as to why he voted for The Shrub in 2004:

“You don’t change horsemen in the middle of the Apolcalypse.”

It made me – and everyone at the table – laugh.

Namaste.